Sunday, September 6, 2009
super powers
i woke today to find i had super powers. i think that the powers entered me through a wound i sustained whi;e peeling prawns. how surprised i was to find my powers enabled me to offend just about evryone. from the closest friend to the guy in the street. so i set about my work. i called a friend at 2 am and demanded pills. i stole makeup from my grand mother. i stayed up all night watching jackie gleeson. what a rush. i said all the wrong things and didnt stop to pass go. i dont know how long it will last or who i can help. i could drive all night full of beer and still get to the finish line. i am only half of the man i was a year ago.
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Half a man may be true, but the other half is bigger than Man, it exceeds humanity, it dwatfs celebrity, it eats heroic deeds, it defies the scriptures, it makes the 'X' factor look like a kinder surprise. It escapes mere mortals, it's wasted on the great washed. It can only barely be seen let alone recognised with a sick sense, some would see it and label it genius but it exceeds that. It redefines omnipotence. It has so many facets as to leave those blessed to see it feeling giddy rather than face their own inadequacy.
ReplyDeleteOne half man, one half every man. The mistake is to label it. Just as it is wrong to put a butterfly in a jar, or a neck in a tie.
When it comes to pissing folk off, fuck 'em because you are the living embodiment of Sonic DeathMonkey! Which is like twelves realities and truths beyond Nirvana (either the band or the spiritual end state that Kurt inpired in Buddhists.
If I had a dollar for the talents and depths you possess I could wipe out 3rd world debt! Twice! But all that cash will never fill the black hole that both generates and robs You!
Keep on rocking in the free world!!!!!
PS - there are two world champs at pissing golf off: Salman Rushdie and me. I noticed that no one bothered to read his book to confirm the insults so I haven't bothered documenting my transgressions against all that is Right, Proper and Expected. And you wanna know why? Cos I am Sonic Death Monkey to the the power of rad sick!!!!!!